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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Nash Birthday: 8/6/1990 Gender: Male Interests: reading, philosophy, gaming, rpgs, mmorpgs, morpgs, and gaming. Expertise: pwn4g3, teabagging. Message: message me AIM: nash1nator Member Since: 1/23/2005

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

last post evar

so there were these two little atoms. they shot through nothingness, collided, then created a black hole. graying dudes observed this, stenciled it down on thier clipboards, and drew up plans for a super collider seventeen miles underground. they are going to shoot atoms at each other at 7 trillion electrovolts roughly 27 minuets from the moment im writing this. i dont know what an electrovolt is.

anyway. it may or may not cause a microscopic/earth devouring black hole.

i made a pyramid out of empty rootbeer cans earlier today, its pretty sweet.

summer has been cool. went to disneyland, did some stuff. its probably been my best summer yet. however, summer is not over just yet. most of my friends are in school, so i spend my days sitting at home bored (drinking root beer and making pyramids). i spent all my money on disneyland and got fired from my job so ive really got nothing to do with my life right now. i suppose i could find myself a new job, or learn the charleston like ive always wanted to.

ive been meaning to clean my ferrets cage all day. its bad, and its right next to my face.

yesterday i went out and picked a bunch of pears from my front yard. ive got three pear trees and they produced a ridiculous ammount of fruit, probably like 20 pounds. i think im going ot make a pear pie this weekend. its going to taste like crap. i suppose ive got enough pears to get it right though.

im downloading run fatboy run right now. that movie was definately on my list of movies i wanted to see before i died. its not going to be done for a ole two bloddy hours. those wankers in the supercollider need to jog off and leave me to my blimey movie. fuckin a.

13 minuets left. ive got ice cream sandwiches, and im not going to die without eating one. cheerio xanga companions.

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Friday, August 01, 2008

hey, so toilets here flush counter clockwise, and toilets on the other side of the planet flush clockwise right?

so in theory there has to be a spot on earth that toilets when flushed drain in a way not comparable to a clock right?

in that area toilets would just flush strait down, avoiding all this spinning business right?

however. i cant decide if it would be more time efficient to flush a turd here or there.

while in our area water will waste time to circle before it goes down the tube, it readjusts the contents of the toilet, usually making it parallel to the entryway of the toilet. our sort of flush has proven itself useful, and capable of disposing of turds almost every time.

however, i wonder if the no spinning toilets could flush their turds in a more direct path just as well, thus creating a more time efficient flushing mechanism. If say a turd were to get stuck, i belive a more direct flush would provide a faster and stronger sort of flush, maybe even enough to not get clogged where a clockwise or counterclockwise toilet flush would. however a few drawbacks come to mind. say the offending turn is perpendicular to the blasted hole that it is trying to enter. there would be no form of spin to re-adjust the turd as to allow it more easily enter. this could take multiple flushes and could consume lots of time and water.

will this haunt your thoughts like it will haunt mine?

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

i'm waiting in safe mode for a complete virus scan to finish cause i seem to have myself a nice little Trojan infestation.

guess what that means? BLOGGING TIME! NERR

this is coincidently a good time to have absolutely nothing else to do, for recent events are plenty, and fresh in my mind.

lets see. I had a crow for a few weeks. It had a bum leg, so the other crows pushed it out of its nest. I saw it outside, scoffed and walked away. four hours later i came back and it was still there so i picked it up and brought it home. I fed it chicken ground up with vegetables for a while (i don't know what crows eat) and it was doing fine. He smelled a lot like a powdered raw chicken. it was kind of gross. for the first few days i was pretty sure he was going to die. He was always worried and his wings were spread out trying to support what his leg couldn't. He pooped a ridiculous ammount, and had no other choice but to sit in it untill i moved him. After a few days he was doing fine though. better than fine i would say. He was gaining strenth in his leg, and didnt have to use his wings as support anymore, and he grew accustomed to his new house. He even cawed and opened his mouth so i would know when to feed him. then monday i came home and opened up the freezer and there he was. He died so my mom put him in there. I never really grew attached to him, so i didnt really care, and found the whole situation funny (comparing it in my head to an arrested development episode).

School is out for me. all you other suckers have one more day.

well not me

psec sucks, i dont know if ive ever made it clear over xanga.

I got a car like 2 months ago. Its pretty sweet. I got a job too. The job is at tacoma boys. i used to get a paycheck, but now i dont have valaid ID. I dont know why they took it before, but now they dont.

not even at 1% scan and already 7 trojans. man im facked.

this isnt because of porn, i swear.

on a different note, there is a song called handlebars by the flobots. It is way cool and makes me feel like i want to be an insurgent like i did back in 8th grade. I checked out the rest of their stuff, and it was all pretty good. They are a political rap group, its interesting, check it out.

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Saturday, February 09, 2008

today, me and a group of peeps went to seattle to see obama give his speach at the key arena. It was pretty cool and all, we dove all the way down there in a 15 person van, walked about 1/2 mile cause the traffic was so bad, got to the key arena, and stood in line, all that good stuff. finally when we got to the front of the line, we learned that the key arena was freaking full... we were like 10 people away from getting in. oh well.

anyway, we stood outside to catch a glimpse of obama before he went in. we did that, he gave a speech no one could really hear blah blah blah we left. kind of dissapointing but w/e. got to see obama and his entorage of sunglasses wearing bodyguards kind of funny.

obama is totally going to be our next president. its definately going to rock.

here we are, a group of teenagers with nowhere to be in seattle just hanging out, and guess what, its not fun. psec really sucks. if it were fwpa kids we would have torn the city apart. psec kids are like... "lets go eat some dicks and go."

oh well. psec is lame, everyone knows that, now im just reiterating. i feasted on jalapeno poppers like there was no tomorrow today. possibly the greatest moment of the week, which has been a fairly crappy one.

midterms monday. my teacher is a newb and dosnt know how to teach so she gives us 50% extra credit for having a nametag out everyday. instant 50% in the class for that? rediculous. i knew psec was going to be easy, but i feel like i should have someone be wiping drool off my chin or something.

i tataly want to go skate at pettesons west, and go karaoke. LETS DO IT.

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Sunday, December 23, 2007

nash1nator (4:53:15 PM): GIMME THAT OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL

nash1nator (4:53:28 PM): THE KIND OF MUSIC THAT CAN SOOOOTH MY SOUL

davidlashredder (4:53:48 PM): hey jude

davidlashredder (4:53:52 PM): dont let me down

davidlashredder (4:53:59 PM): take a sad song

davidlashredder (4:54:03 PM): and make it better

davidlashredder (4:54:12 PM): remember to let in to your heart

davidlashredder (4:54:16 PM): then you can start

davidlashredder (4:54:22 PM): to make things better

davidlashredder (4:54:26 PM): better

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nash1nator (4:54:33 PM): BETTER

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nash1nator (4:54:41 PM): WOA!

davidlashredder (4:54:46 PM): WAAHHHHH

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nash1nator (4:55:07 PM): NAHNAHNAHNAH

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davidlashredder (4:55:21 PM): HEY JUDE

nash1nator (4:55:19 PM): he jude

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nash1nator (4:55:57 PM): JUDAY!

nash1nator (4:56:10 PM): ...

davidlashredder (4:56:18 PM): yep

so i live in Tacoma now. I live right off of sixth ave, which is the hub of the Tacoma artist community, so i have a bunch of cool shops and stuff near my house.

none of my neighbors have attempted to meet us yet. i think they dont like us. on th moving day our next door neighbors were coming out of thier house as my psycho convict family friend drove a truck over the curb and nearly took out a tree... the looks on thier faces were... well. i doubt they are going to try to talk to us ever.

Christmas eve is tomorrow. my grandma from new york is here, and she is up to her crazy shenanigans. thats really all there is to be said about that.

ive been watching about 7 episodes of scrubs everyday. i wouldnt watch so much of it, but every hour the cathedral across the street does that annoying bell thing that reminds me of the commectial where doctor cox goes "wrong wrong wrong wrong.... wrong wrong wrong wrong.... your wrong. your wrong. youre wronggggg." after i hear that i have no other choice.

my already ghetto phone has become slight my ghetto. now its not even good for telling time, as the front facelight has some wierd digital growth in it. its probably davids fault.

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